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Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 13 Jul 2003, 17:58

NO! NO! Stop the violence! The children are our future!!! *Throws a GIGANTIC fishing net over the padawans, catching them all* *Drags the net full of children out of the bar, and tosses it into a spare dinosaur cage* All right. They're safe until I can get somebody here to take them away. *Calls George Lucas again, and cusses him out* *An hour later, a fleet of minivans arrive with the words "Jabba's Daycare" printed on their sides in bubbly letters The kids pile into the vans and they speed off* *Walks back into bar* I need a drink.

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » 13 Jul 2003, 17:59

*rexy accidently shoots the lightsaber out of yoda's hand* ouchh! Raptor: Now stand aside worthy adversary Yoda: Tis but a scratch Raptor: A scratch? your not the black knight?! Yoda: There are things you don't know. raptor: Ah come on ya panze

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » 13 Jul 2003, 18:15

Raptor.. don't say i shot yoda when i didn't. Bloody n00bs

Edgar · Post by **Edgar** » 13 Jul 2003, 18:26

.:Sits up:. Are they gone? .:Goes to the bar:. Give me a strong drink...

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 13 Jul 2003, 18:30

Yeah, what Rexy said, you can't say that other people did stuff. It doesn't work that way. ;D I do like the Monty Python-ness though. *starts running around the bar chanting NI, NI, NI, NI!!*

Shark Death · Post by **Shark Death** » 13 Jul 2003, 18:30

*Ignores the last 24 pages and keeps playing*

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 13 Jul 2003, 18:34

*Pours a drink for Edgar and one for herself* Rough day we've had around here, eh? *Hears giggling from the bar and grill bathroom* Excuse me for a minute. *Goes into bathroom, comes back dragging a soggy Jedi toddler who has been playing in the toilet* Now what am I supposed to do with you? The others are already gone! Hmm...maybe I'll adopt him...

Edgar · Post by **Edgar** » 13 Jul 2003, 18:44

Thanx Ms.D! .rinks:. So wut are you gonna name him?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » 13 Jul 2003, 20:09

**Caughs back another cup of scotch** Wow... Hello! **Groggily looks around at all the women, winking at each one** Whats goin on? Let me buy ya'll a drink?

Anonymous · Post by **Anonymous** » 13 Jul 2003, 20:11

**Glares at the Jedi kid then mumbles to himself:** Competition, that’s all he is, competition for the ladies…

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