JPdb Bar and Grill

[andy lives]

Well, you know, a thousand pounds would be fine with me, too. I mean, convert that into USD, and you have, like, $1500.

[Ms. DNA]

DIETER!!!!!! WHAT IN THE WORLD?! &gt; &gt;<br /><br />*grabs Dieter by the tail and throws him into a pet carrier*<br /><br />BAD, BAD COMPY!<br /><br />*Picks up the mop, contemplates dancing with it some more, but decides not to*<br /><br />*Calmly finishes mopping the floor*<br /><br />OK, I'm going home. Come on, Dieter. *Grabs the pet carrier and slings it around violently on the way out the door, purposely crashing it into walls and tables*

[Anonymous]

COMPY KILLER COMPY KILLER!<br /><br />*hears gunshots*<br /><br />ok i'll be leaving

[Edgar]

Um... wut kinda drugs are you on, Raptor? /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

[Anonymous]

very powerful ones it seems, cause i can't remeber why the police are outside, or am i just hallusenating

[sPitter of the Rats]

Ian: Hey, Alan. You have a gallon of moonshine in your desk.<br /><br />Alan: Shut your f*cking face, Uncle-f*cka!<br /><br />Ian: Saving it for a, ah, sPecial day huh?<br /><br />Lex: My minivan runs on whiskey!<br /><br />Alan: Holy crap, you can talk!?<br /><br />Hey guys? Should my skin be turning purple?

[versteckt]

[quote author=sPitter of the Rats link=board=2;threadid=1971;start=525#msg34802 date=1059797871]<br />Hey guys? Should my skin be turning purple?<br /><hr></blockquote><br /><br />Yes. It's a natural reaction to the chemicals they are pumping into the air around here.

[andy lives]

*checks out his skin*<br /><br />Why is mine normal then?

[versteckt]

I guess it's one of those things that can't be explained.<br /><br />*takes a seat at the bar* Could I have a Jones soda and some fries? *twirls around in the chair* How has everyone been?

[andy lives]

Well, the show that I was in just finished tonight...well, technically, last night, since it's 2:10 right now. Quite emotional.