JPdb Bar and Grill

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 01 May 2004, 23:41

OK so we'll have puffkin smores *starts breaking up chairs and stuff for kindling so as to have a campfire right there in the bar*

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 01 May 2004, 23:46

/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
Good idea!
*grabs a stick to roast puffkins on*

dinOverse95 · Post by **dinOverse95** » 02 May 2004, 07:31

My plans in world domination is quite literally going up in smoke...Ah well, I can't be bothered by it. /rolleyes.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":rolleyes:" border="0" alt="rolleyes.gif" /> *Grabs a smore*

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 02 May 2004, 10:38

WOO, PUFFKIN ROAST!!

*takes a bite of roasted Puffkin*

*spits it back out*

OH MAN! AAH! *cough, gag* This tastes HORRIBLE!

...wait a minute....I think we've all forgotten something here.

*runs over and grabs The World Encyclopedia of Puffkinology off a shelf*

*thumbs through quickly*

Ah, here we go: "...but don't let their marshmellowness fool you, Puffkins are HIGHLY POISONOUS if ingested or even put in your mouth. If you have done either one of these, seek medical help within the next SIX HOURS or you'll fall over dead."

AAAH!!! *Everyone in the bar suddenly STAMPEDES for the door!*

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 02 May 2004, 10:59

Whoo, I'm glad I didn't try any /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

*laughs at everyone who did* /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 02 May 2004, 12:09

*had headphones in ears while this was going so has absolutely no idea what is going, still just eating smores*

dinOverse95 · Post by **dinOverse95** » 03 May 2004, 06:19

*Is about to stick smores into mouth* Huh? You say this is poisonous? Muhahahaha! *Does Mr. Burns pose* Excellant! /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
Rushes to Secret Laboratory which is behind the oven-
Did I just say that out loud? Ah well...

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 03 May 2004, 09:11

*turns on tv*

Thisis CNN... once again, disaster strikes in the state of Beeurdtopia, as dozens of visitors became poisioned after eating Puffkins. The Government claims there have been no fatalities.... yet....

*Turns of TV*

Well, I'm glad I didn't eat them... /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 03 May 2004, 12:10

Triceratops123 wrote:...the state of Beeurdtopia...

/laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> I'd forgotten about that.

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 03 May 2004, 14:25

You did?
*claims Beeurdtopia and re-names it to Triketopia*
*Turns on tv again*
HMMM, CNN has a new broadcaster...