JPdb Bar and Grill

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 01 Apr 2006, 19:11

Poetry? Here's a poem by John Lennon!

A is for Parrot which we can plainly see
B is for glasses which we can plainly see
C is for plastic which we can plainly see
D is for Doris
E is for binoculars I'll get in five
F is for Ethel who lives next door
G is for orange because we love to eat when we can get them because they come from abroad
H is for England and (Heather)
I is for monkey we see in the tree
J is for parrot which we can plainly see
K is for shoetop we wear to the ball
L is for Land because brown
K is for Venezula where the oranges come from
N is for Brazil near Venezuela (very near)
O is for football which we kick about a bit
T is for Tommy who won the war
Q is a garden which we can plainly see
R is for intestines which hurt when we dance
S is for pancake or whole-wheat bread
U is for Ethel who lives on the hill
P is arab and her sister will
V is for me
W is for lighter which never lights
X is for easter--have one yourself
Y is a crooked letter and you can't straighten it
Z is for Apple which we can plainly see

This is my story both humble and true
Take it to pieces and mend it with glue

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 01 Apr 2006, 19:13

QUOTE *hands t-rex23 a beer* that'll be three dollars.[/quote]

Um...actually that will be twenty three dollars. /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> You see I wasted so much beer on that fire that we only have one keg left. It's the whole supply and demand concept. Sorry. I'll run out and get us some more beer.

T-rex23 · Post by **T-rex23** » 01 Apr 2006, 19:17

**hands jurassic puff $23 taking his beer happily** Ich lieben bier!

trex kills spino · Post by **trex kills spino** » 02 Apr 2006, 14:31

hey my job is to deliver beer to bars that was this week's supply of beer *every one in the bar circles around GTF*

god_that_failed · Post by **god_that_failed** » 02 Apr 2006, 18:27

no, thats jurassicpuff's job. your just a n00b that wants to run the bar out of buisness.

T-rex23 · Post by **T-rex23** » 02 Apr 2006, 20:08

and annoy the patrons to suicide by wrist slitting...

trex kills spino · Post by **trex kills spino** » 03 Apr 2006, 14:42

no I deliver the beer to jurassicpuff who delivers it to you Its my new job /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> I need money for a trex tooth /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /> .

T-rex23 · Post by **T-rex23** » 03 Apr 2006, 22:33

I need beer...teenage depression is acting up...

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 03 Apr 2006, 22:51

*hands T-rex23 a beer* Underage drinking is perfectly legal at this bar and grill. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

lilgamefreek · Post by **lilgamefreek** » 03 Apr 2006, 23:16

ANTI-UNDERAGED DRINKING EXTERMINATOR SQUAD GO!

*RAT-Ta-TA-TaTA*