JPdb Bar and Grill

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 26 Apr 2004, 15:51

*Chaos ensues, as the hippies and customers are chased all over the bar by the evil rabid Puffkins*

*The inside of the bar has turned into a big multicolored blur as colorful Puffkins and hippies in tye dyed t-shirts run all over the place*

AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Quickly shoves Dieter, Teeki, and Liam out the backdoor, then heads to the back room*

*Reappears in the bar carrying her FAMOUS GRENADE LAUNCHER, WITH KIWI LAUNCHING ACTION!!*

*Jumps into the chaos, firing kiwis in all directions*

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 26 Apr 2004, 18:13

*is about to defend bar with Shotgun and is suddenly knocked unconcious by a random barrage of kiwis*

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 26 Apr 2004, 22:19

*pulls out 2 automatic machine guns and goes Rambo on the puffkins* YEEE HAAA take that you fluffy little pains in the @$$

dinOverse95 · Post by **dinOverse95** » 27 Apr 2004, 05:42

Die! *Shoots puffkins*
Huh? /huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh:" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />
I do not have anything in my pockets...Um...Yeah...If I smuggled puffkins into my pockets because I need them for genetic testing, don't you think it would be a bit more obvious? /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />
*Runs off with puffkins in pockets*
You saw nothing! /happy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="^_^" border="0" alt="happy.gif" />

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 27 Apr 2004, 17:28

OOPS, SORRY BEEURD!! I may be famous for my kiwi gun, but I never said I had a good aim...

*Ignores the fact that she's only making matters worse and continues randomly firing kiwis in all directions*

*Kiwis splatter all over the place, getting caught in ceiling fans and anything else in their path of travel. The floor is now covered in kiwi juice and slime. The hippies and other customers are now sliding all over the place, crashing through windows and falling all over tables and chairs, busting them to pieces. Kiwis sail into the lights and electrical sparks fly everywhere*

*Meanwhile the remaining Puffkins prepare to devour the hippies/customers that have fallen in the floor and out the windows*

*Somehow, someone managed to stumble over to the CD player and put in the Star Wars soundtrack. Darth Vader's Theme now blasts out of the speakers and accompanies the chaos*

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 28 Apr 2004, 17:33

The world is going to hell!! *puts gun to head and is ready to pull trigger*

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 28 Apr 2004, 18:34

*stumbles out of the elevator*
Haha! The puffkins will not attack me! Because it was I who set them free!
*sits back and watches everyone else be attacked*
/tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 28 Apr 2004, 19:59

*realizes this is Jurassicpuff's fault points gun at him instead* well clean them up and get them out of here I was trying to enjoy getting drunk and then I have to start shooting stuff and I'm tired of Kiwis being sent everywhere.

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 29 Apr 2004, 14:07

Tyrannis wrote:*realizes this is Jurassicpuff's fault points gun at him instead*

Jurassicpuff is a girl. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /> She's also my sister.

*Has run out of kiwis*

Oh darn.

*Loads the gun up with watermelons instead*

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 29 Apr 2004, 14:20

*starts to throw kiwi's at Tyrannis to back up Puff and MS. DNA*

Stop shooting! Use them as grenades! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />