JPdb Bar and Grill

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 29 Apr 2004, 14:56

*Has finished putting her watermelon launching extension on her kiwi launcher*

ALL RIGHT YOU PUFFKINS, NOW YOU ASKED FOR IT!

*Shoots a volley of watermelons and watches as they take out the remaining hippies and customers, but FINALLY squashes or chases away all the Puffkins. One last watermelon sails over the bar and knocks down a whole shelf of the bar's best liquor*

Oh &&*#^$%@$#!!! /ph34r.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":ph34r:" border="0" alt="ph34r.gif" />

OK, that's the last time we'll be seeing the watermelon launching extension! *hurls it out a window*

*The bar, now completely silent, is covered in kiwi, watermelon, unconscious hippies and customers, broken glass, and broken furniture*

*Looks at all the destruction she's caused* Uh...AAAAH! *starts writing beeurd a check from Dieter Enterprises to cover the damage*

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 29 Apr 2004, 19:05

Geez. Guess we'd better rebuild. Again.

*calls in the infamous Beeurd Empire troops to help fix the place up*

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 29 Apr 2004, 22:16

*comes up with great idea* Hey we should take all this fruit juice and add rum making it a house drink. what do u think? puffkin adds a great flavor.

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 30 Apr 2004, 11:45

Eww... Puffkin in a drink? I feel sick.

*sips his Blended Ewok*

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 30 Apr 2004, 13:02

/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> This place looks like the scene with the fat xploded man in Monty Python's Meaning of Life....

We'll need more then a bucket!

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 30 Apr 2004, 18:36

I like eating Puffkins, *pulls bathtub out of pocket* Here you go mate.

dinOverse95 · Post by **dinOverse95** » 01 May 2004, 07:46

If it's alchol I'll- *Collapses in midsentance due to free beer leftover from party* /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />
*Mutters under breath* I'll resurrect some more puffkins later... /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 01 May 2004, 12:50

Not before I eat them all. Anyone want puffkin ribs or steaks or roasts?

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 01 May 2004, 17:15

I was under the impression that puffkins didn't have bones... But it would be a good addition to the menu... perhaps.

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 01 May 2004, 18:37

Hmm.

*goes on line and looks up the anatomy of a puffkin*

"Puffkins are 80% marshmellow. No one knows what the other 20% is. And whenever someone tries to get close enough to find out, they get eaten."

Hmm. You'd think they'd be able to tranquilize the puffkin or something.

*continues reading*

"Tranquilizers have a reverse effect on Puffkins. Insteading of calming the puffkins down, tranquilizers make them even more angry."

Sheesh. I never knew the world of Puffkinology was so complicated. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />