Jurassic Park db forum

Alright! I distinclty said no raptors in the dining area!

*raptor looks over and growls at beeurd*

Uh oh

*runs*

They should all be destroyed. *is promplty eaten*

*walks up and puts a chain and collar on the raptor* No Bruno! Bad Raptor!

You sure own a lot of deadly pets Tyrannis. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

yes I do and I quite enjoy having each and every one.

*Regenerates*
Oh no! Now a T-Rex is running around loose in the Bar and Grill!
*gets stomped*

*Pulls out tranq gun* Now how did he get out his cage? *puts muzzle and foot chains on the rex for when he wakes up.*

*peeks head into door, then enters slowly, passing some dead bodies and a few raptors, rexs and various other animals* What...in the hell...happened...? I leave for a few months and come back to, well, chaos. Nice... *walks slowly through the mess and sits down at the bar* Could I have some Jone's soda and dino-shaped fries, please? This is still the bar, right? *looks around, leary*

Of course it is!! *hurries over to the bar, tripping over dead bodies and various bloody body parts* /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> Just a typical day here at the JPDb Bar and Grill. Anyway, welcome back! Great to see you again! /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" /> *fries some dino-shaped fries for Mrs. Malcolm* What flavor of Jones would you like? Would you like to try their new flavor, Watermelon?

*Walks back dragging the T-rex's unconcious body along out the door back to its pen* Man those guys are heavy and he should really lose some weight. Can I have a Vanilla Cola Jones please?