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Posted: 21 Mar 2006, 02:41
by Tyrannis
If Chuck Norris looks at a guy, Norris himself instantly has an orgasm.

Posted: 21 Mar 2006, 10:44
by god_that_failed
then the guy he was starring at dies of a heart attack.

when chuck norris has an orgasum, he isnt attracked to them, he wants them to die of a heart attack, and thats exactly what happens.

Posted: 21 Mar 2006, 13:02
by Tyrannis
No, Norris is gay.

Posted: 21 Mar 2006, 17:12
by trex kills spino
this is starting to get anoying die Chuck Norris *rips out Chuck Norris's heart* there he is dead no shut up about him already.

and gtf stop f*ckin obsesing over f*ckin Chuck Norris /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />

Posted: 21 Mar 2006, 20:17
by god_that_failed
your reaction to this is exactly why i obsessed over mr.norrism, its so fuckin funny to see n00bs get angery.

Posted: 21 Mar 2006, 20:30
by trex kills spino
no acctually its because your gay and want him to have s** with you homo.



(noafence to any gay pepole on this fourm).

Posted: 21 Mar 2006, 20:52
by god_that_failed
no im a strait as can be, i have a girlfreind and everything, what do you have?

Posted: 21 Mar 2006, 20:58
by trex kills spino
a girlfriend.

Posted: 21 Mar 2006, 21:15
by Jurassicpuff
Vin Diesel likes peppermints! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Posted: 22 Mar 2006, 18:53
by lilgamefreek
Back on topic.

I am so cool.