Jurassic Park db forum

WHAT THE?! No one's posted here in THREE MONTHS! AAAH! Well, I AM NOW!

And I'm here to start a huge party for the JPDb's 5th birthday! DRINKS ON THE HOUSE FOR EVERYONE!

*puts on some really loud, obnoxious techno music and puts enough flashy lights in the place to give anyone a seizure*

PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" /> /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

*The fuses of the place gets off.* /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

It's a, huh... surprise in the party?

Uh oh...no electricity....and as I recall, didn't this bar and grill have a raptor pen outside somewhere??

*Leans out the window and hears the oh-so-familiar sound of dinosaurs tearing through malfunctional electrical fences*

PARTY'S OVER, EVERYBODY RUN FOR YOUR LIVES!!!! /ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />

*grabs nuclear generator* Powers back and don't worry about the raptors they just want to disco

Oh that's good. WHEW! I think I'm gonna go fix me a smoothie.

*Goes behind the counter and as she does, Dieter the compy hops up on the counter wearing an afro wig, a really trippy-looking shirt, and some platform shoes.*

/blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> It's a disco compy!

Ms.DNA I need a serious drink for what I just saw.

Scotch on the rocks please and you're phone number /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*in a drunken slur* You know what, leave the pretty lady alone buddy I call dibs on her phone number *passes out*

Wow you're psychotic and dosed up to the eyeballs on tranquilizers.

*wakes up and starts hanging by feet from ceiling* You bet I am and 50 caffiene pills