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Posted: 28 Mar 2006, 20:37
by Ms. DNA
Jurassicpuff wrote:/ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" /> *sniffs air* Does anyone smell something burning?
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*walks into the kitchen only to discover that the tacos she just put in the oven are on fire*
FIRE! Everyone out of the BAR!
*runs away&
*runs into the bar, after having been outside TOTALLY MINDING HER OWN BUSINESS, just so she can dance around and scream at the fire in fright*
*Ms. DNA's aspiration meter plummets, as does her hygiene meter, and after a visit from a psychiatrist that fell from the sky, Ms. DNA goes upstairs to treat herself to a BUBBLE BATH*
Lol, you'd only understand that if you played The Sims 2, but Puff will get it. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
Posted: 28 Mar 2006, 20:50
by T-rex23
Well, god that failed, god has to love TKS, cause hell already rejected his aplication...I should know, I was the one who rejected it...
Posted: 28 Mar 2006, 22:13
by god_that_failed
GOD DAMN IT!!!!!
Posted: 28 Mar 2006, 22:14
by Jurassicpuff
*having completely forgotten about the fire, pounds away at the bathroom door where Ms. DNA has been taking a bubble bath for the last seven hours*
What are you doing in there! Other people need this bathroom! In the words of Ian Malcolm "When you gotta go you gotta go!"
Posted: 28 Mar 2006, 22:18
by T-rex23
Sorry....though I think pergatory will take him....I'll check
**dials phone**
Guy:Pergatory, this is Tim speaking can I help you?
Me: Yeah, would you all be so kind as to take TKS, god doesn't want him, neither do we, could you all poss **click**
Me:.....God damnit, Pergatory wont take him either....sh*t we're stuck with him...
Posted: 28 Mar 2006, 23:35
by god_that_failed
QUOTE *having completely forgotten about the fire, pounds away at the bathroom door where Ms. DNA has been taking a bubble bath for the last seven hours*
What are you doing in there! Other people need this bathroom! In the words of Ian Malcolm "When you gotta go you gotta go!"[/quote]
i saw her walk in there with some "toys".
QUOTE Sorry....though I think pergatory will take him....I'll check
**dials phone**
Guy:Pergatory, this is Tim speaking can I help you?
Me: Yeah, would you all be so kind as to take TKS, god doesn't want him, neither do we, could you all poss **click**
Me:.....God damnit, Pergatory wont take him either....sh*t we're stuck with him...[/quote]
have you tried the local animal shelter?
Posted: 29 Mar 2006, 00:11
by lilgamefreek
Meanwhile, the fire still rages.
"I need some chinese."
Posted: 29 Mar 2006, 01:13
by god_that_failed
*calls 911*
damn, im on hold.
what kind of chinese do you want?
Posted: 29 Mar 2006, 06:59
by T-rex23
No, I havent tried the animal shelter..but pergatory pretty much takes anyone, so if they didn't take TKS, what makes you think the animal shelter will?
...wait...he'd kill all the animals by telling them his stories and doing his stupid shows with his imaginary friend Andy...
Posted: 29 Mar 2006, 12:12
by Tyrannis
*Continues to lie on the ground passed out*