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Posted: 01 Apr 2006, 19:11
by Ms. DNA
Poetry? Here's a poem by John Lennon!

A is for Parrot which we can plainly see
B is for glasses which we can plainly see
C is for plastic which we can plainly see
D is for Doris
E is for binoculars I'll get in five
F is for Ethel who lives next door
G is for orange because we love to eat when we can get them because they come from abroad
H is for England and (Heather)
I is for monkey we see in the tree
J is for parrot which we can plainly see
K is for shoetop we wear to the ball
L is for Land because brown
K is for Venezula where the oranges come from
N is for Brazil near Venezuela (very near)
O is for football which we kick about a bit
T is for Tommy who won the war
Q is a garden which we can plainly see
R is for intestines which hurt when we dance
S is for pancake or whole-wheat bread
U is for Ethel who lives on the hill
P is arab and her sister will
V is for me
W is for lighter which never lights
X is for easter--have one yourself
Y is a crooked letter and you can't straighten it
Z is for Apple which we can plainly see

This is my story both humble and true
Take it to pieces and mend it with glue

Posted: 01 Apr 2006, 19:13
by Jurassicpuff
QUOTE *hands t-rex23 a beer* that'll be three dollars.[/quote]

Um...actually that will be twenty three dollars. /sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" /> You see I wasted so much beer on that fire that we only have one keg left. It's the whole supply and demand concept. Sorry. I'll run out and get us some more beer.

Posted: 01 Apr 2006, 19:17
by T-rex23
**hands jurassic puff $23 taking his beer happily** Ich lieben bier!

Posted: 02 Apr 2006, 14:31
by trex kills spino
hey my job is to deliver beer to bars that was this week's supply of beer *every one in the bar circles around GTF*

Posted: 02 Apr 2006, 18:27
by god_that_failed
no, thats jurassicpuff's job. your just a n00b that wants to run the bar out of buisness.

Posted: 02 Apr 2006, 20:08
by T-rex23
and annoy the patrons to suicide by wrist slitting...

Posted: 03 Apr 2006, 14:42
by trex kills spino
no I deliver the beer to jurassicpuff who delivers it to you Its my new job /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> I need money for a trex tooth /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" /> .

Posted: 03 Apr 2006, 22:33
by T-rex23
I need beer...teenage depression is acting up...

Posted: 03 Apr 2006, 22:51
by Ms. DNA
*hands T-rex23 a beer* Underage drinking is perfectly legal at this bar and grill. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Posted: 03 Apr 2006, 23:16
by lilgamefreek
ANTI-UNDERAGED DRINKING EXTERMINATOR SQUAD GO!

*RAT-Ta-TA-TaTA*