JPdb Bar and Grill : Road Trip

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 28 Nov 2004, 23:58

*Hides in the bus bathroom, uh I mean, the NECESSARY!*

Whenever we went on band trips in charter buses, they referred to the little bathroom as the "necessary", and said things like, "Use the necessary only when necessary. Do not put foreign objects in the necessary."

Now that you have all been properly educated on use of the necessary, you will be given a 50-question test over it. Please get out your number two pencils.

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 29 Nov 2004, 23:40

BATHROOM, JOHN, haha I call it the crapper

Edgar · Post by **Edgar** » 07 Dec 2004, 23:33

blimey, someone's left a floater! I think it was..FAT BASTARD!

lord_w_pizzaball · Post by **lord_w_pizzaball** » 13 Dec 2004, 06:52

Ok, who's FAT BASTARD?

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 23 Dec 2004, 18:33

Austin Powers, he's a giant fat scotsman who eats babies

lord_w_pizzaball · Post by **lord_w_pizzaball** » 24 Dec 2004, 05:11

Oh, that one.

BIOGEN · Post by **BIOGEN** » 05 Jan 2005, 22:08

*Hang glides through an open window, unbuckles himself from the hang glider, and gently lands in a seat by Ms. DNA while the hang glider crashes into a random guy up front*

The guy: Ouch!

Okay, I'm ready for the road trip! No wait, I'm not! *Whips out a cell phone and pushes a button for speed dial, then quickly barks something into it, then an army airplane flies overhead and drops his luggage down on a parachute through an open skylight* Okay, now I'm ready /smile.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":)" border="0" alt="smile.gif" />!

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 06 Jan 2005, 18:56

*Boredly wanders around the bus*
*goes up to the bus driver and stares at him*
Bother. *pokes him in the ear*
*The driver does nothing*
Bother. *pokes him again*
*The driver is slightly annoyed*
Bother. *poke*

Edgar · Post by **Edgar** » 08 Jan 2005, 01:53

Jurassicpuff wrote:*Boredly wanders around the bus*
*goes up to the bus driver and stares at him*
Bother. *pokes him in the ear*
*The driver does nothing*
Bother. *pokes him again*
*The driver is slightly annoyed*
Bother. *poke*

LET'S GO BOTHER SNAPE!!!!
BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 08 Jan 2005, 13:48

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