JPdb Bar and Grill

[versteckt]

*wakes up, forgets where she is and falls off the bar stools*<br /><br />Damnit. Those were a bit higher off the ground than my bed...<br /><br />*gets up, brushing ashes off of herself*<br /><br />Someone should really clean that mess up... <br />I'm kind of hungry. Could someone serve me up some of those fries?<br /><br />*grabs her copy of The Lost World, heads over to a couch and reads*

[Anonymous]

*wakes up, looks at the order sheet* Fries at this hour... ok..<br /><br />*walks back to the fridge to find some, but slips and falls on the cucumber guts*<br /><br />AHHH!! *thud*<br /><br />Uh... could someone help me... Ah.. nice ceiling texture.

[Ms. DNA]

*walks into the bar*<br /><br />*helps Rexy up off the floor and into a chair*<br /><br />*gives Mrs. Ian Malcolm some fries*<br /><br />WHAT ON EARTH?!??!<br /><br />*cleans up the cucumber mess and the ashes mess*<br /><br />PUFF!!!! First of all, the word REFRIGERATOR does not have a D in it, becoming REFRIDGERATOR. How on earth did you make it to high school? And second of all, am I the only waitress in this bar who does her job??? HMMM??? &gt; &gt; &gt; &gt; PUNK!!!!!!!<br /><br />*Dieter hisses angrily at Puff*<br /><br />

[Jurassicpuff]

Um.<br />*turns into a puddle of liquid metal and slithers into the kitchen*<br />*Hands turn into spatulas*<br />*begins to make cheeseburgers as fast as she can*<br />*the entire place fills with cheeseburgers*

[Anonymous]

*snozing on the floor* ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ<br />*Ms DNA steps on his tail* OUUCCCHHHAAAAA!!<br />*jumps up so high he gets his head stuck in the ceiling* <br />*flails around* CAN SOME ONE PLEASE GET ME THE HELL DOWN BEFORE I BREAK MY NECK??? HELLO!!

[Montruro]

*sticks the tip of his tail into a blender*

[Anonymous]

*grabs The Raptor by the legs and thruoghs him down to the ground*<br />There ya go. ;D<br /><br />By the way, could someone get me a stake? Just hack a chunk off the cow, thruogh it on the grill for a few seconds, and flop it on my plate. You better not skrew up on those instuctions because I am really picky when it comes to stake. ;D

[Anonymous]

*WHINES* ouuuch.<br />*Look at his tail* hey what happened to my tail, it's convered with blood and stuff. oh well i'll just grow a new one *tail reeturns to normal* It's dangerous in here, i'm goin' back to the dumpster to sleep BUT FIRST! Ms DNA can i get a strawberry shake, shaken not stirred please

[Ms. DNA]

*Goes outside to the raptor pen, and steals their lunch for the day: a nice big juicy cow*<br /><br />*Hacks up the cow, tosses it on the grill for a few seconds, then tosses it on a plate*<br /><br />There ya go, Jurassic Survivor.<br /><br />*Hands The Raptor his strawberry shake*<br /><br />There ya go.<br /><br />WHEW! Busy, busy, busy! I need a break!<br /><br />*Sits down, opens tuba case, and begins cleaning her grenade launcher*<br /><br />You never know when some Teletubbies, stray dinosaurs, or underpaid Star Wars villains are gonna show up. I gotta keep this thing in good shape.

[Anonymous]

Ahh, that stake was perfect, no one can make them like you can.<br />I also came prepared for those un wanted guests as well. <br />*Shows arsanal of weapons straped in side his trench coat.*<br />You can learn alot from the Matrix.