Jurassic Park db forum

why would I want to be eaten by a dinosaur?

its just a joke....

[quote author=RaptorFood link=board=3;threadid=1045;start=45#msg23926 date=1052776041]<br />its just a joke....<br /><hr></blockquote><br /><br />dude, i fucking know. . .<br /><br />raptor

I'd be tied to a table and be slowly eaten by 5 compies

I feel like i'm trapped in mr deeds. "Did anybody want to grow up to be a pysciatrist?"

;Dheres my death scenario:<br />im running through a forest with a rex after me, then suddenly another rex comes in fronta me and and take a quik bite of me(doesnt rip anything off).I fall 2 the ground the first rex pins me to the ground and the other one closes his jaws over me after one last look......

personaly if i had to die, i would rather be killed by Spike, but if i had to choose a dino...i would say raptors<br /><br />i would run and get surrounded by them and then they would all jump on me as i screamed as my flesh is ripped apart by a raptor claw

Re-enacting the whole &quot;Sarah escaping the Stegosaurus by crawling through a log&quot; thing....only....not quite successfully getting away. ;D <br /><br />Either that, or a thwack from an Ankylosaurus...and have someone measure how far I fly.<br /><br />Both ways I'd be the first casualty via herbivore.

Remiel huddled behind the fallen tree trunk a bead of sweat running down his face as the Tyrannosaurs Rex stomped around on the other side. Conjuring up the courage to view the Rex, Remiel peered around the side of his cover. And there was the beast, standing tall as it sniffed the air for it's prey it looked out into the distance. Remiel slowly lifted his Barrett M82 &quot;Light Fifty&quot; rifle and ran his hand over the receiver and placed his finger onto the trigger. As he lifted the weapon upwards to level it upon the creature he muttered &quot;here dino dino dino&quot; in a quiet whisper. Just then the dinosaur spotted him and immediately headed towards him. As Remiel fired the weapon at the charging animal he was pushed to the ground by the awesome recoil. Looking up he screamed as the T-Rex's lifeless carcass fell onto him, crushing his bones and killing him in an instant.<br /><br />That I guess. ;D

definotely not spino. its not designed for eating humans.<br />not raptor. I don't whant to be eaten alive.<br />but rex! once I had a dream where me and some friends were being escorted to the Forbidden City by some rexes. I bolted. of course, they easily catched up with me. I asked to be eaten head first. they obliged (they could talk)