JPdb Bar and Grill

[Ms. DNA]

*Laughs uncontrollably*<br /><br />*Continues dancing with the mop*<br /><br />*Trips and falls and lands face first in the bucket of icky mop water*<br /><br />*Dieter hisses in disapproval*<br /><br />*Gets up and continues to laugh uncontrollably and dance with the mop*

[Anonymous]

*appears in front of the door and slams it closed, using chairs and tables to block it, get's a whole bunch of locks and locks the door shut*<br /><br />*breaths heavily* <br /><br />Damn it's a jungle out there. *flies in front of her dancing with the mop* Mrs DNA, can i hide out here for awhile until their gone? <br /><br />*looks at the mop, and laughs and the mop addicendently catches on fire*<br /><br />whoops, excuse me, it's not the first time my breath went outta control

[versteckt]

Bloody hell. What's out there now? *grabs two uzis, Lara Croft style, and glares at the door*

[andy lives]

*walks in, sees Mrs. Ian Malcolm, then walks back out*

[versteckt]

*sees andy walk in, then leave* Crap, I'm hurting business. *sets the guns down and opens the door* You can come back in now. Sorry about that.

[andy lives]

Jesus God, woman. You scared the crap out of me. I thought you were...ahhh...not you. Anyway, I was just wondering if I could stick around here for a while. I locked myself out of my house. Again. Oh, and I forgot my wallet inside, so I couldn't break in with a credit card...or a student ID. Oh, that reminds me, could I borrow a thousand dollars?

[versteckt]

You want my student ID? You can borrow it to break into your house as long as I get it back. II'll need it or I won't be able to get into my dorm at college or anywhere else where I need an access card. <br /><br />Hmm... a thousand dollars. I need money so I have none to lend. Maybe beeurd will let you borrow some of the bar's money? ;D

[andy lives]

Where is that limey scoundrel? Oh, well. I guess I could just stay in here for a little bit...then use your student ID...to break into my house...and do stuff...<br /><br />I'll have a pina colada. Virgin.

[beeurd]

A thousand dollars, eh?<br />Well, I just had it all converted to pounds-stirling for that holiday I was taking.<br />Oops, did I say holiday? I meant... it's easier to store in the bank... Perhaps.

[sPitter of the Rats]

[quote author=Ms. DNA link=board=2;threadid=1971;start=500#msg34391 date=1059528256]<br />*Laughs uncontrollably*<br /><br />*Continues dancing with the mop*<br /><br />*Trips and falls and lands face first in the bucket of icky mop water*<br /><br />*Dieter hisses in disapproval*<br /><br />*Gets up and continues to laugh uncontrollably and dance with the mop*<br /><hr></blockquote><br /><br />A) What are you on?<br /><br />B) Where can I get some?<br /><br />*continues watching JP4: D-Geddon. The Compy orgy scene comes on*<br /><br />Hey, Ms. DNA? Could you tell Dieter to stop humping the TV? ... Hold on a sec, I just thought of something...<br /><br />BAD DIETER!<br /><br />*gets a nasty nip and begins hallucinating on account of Compy venom*<br /><br />I CAN TASTE SOUND!!!