*Two muscular men wearing t-shirts that say "Dieter Enterprises Warehouse Staff" shove a large, man-sized box through the door*
Thanks a lot guys.
It is a man, wrapped in bubble wrap. *Unwraps man and pushes a button on the back of his neck*
TA-DA!! I present to you the first ever DIETER ENTERPRISES LIFE-LIKE ROBOT BABYSITTER!! This one is designed to look just like Sam the bartender from "Cheers", so he will blend in well in a bar environment:
OK, Liam, you be good for Robo-Sammy while mommy works at the bar
Robo-Sammy: "Did somebody say bar?"