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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Blood splatters all over everyone, causing them to all be covered in the BAD COLOR!*

*The creatures enter the bus once again...just when it looks as if everyone in the bus might soon become dinner....*

*The creatures throw back their hoods and pull of their masks*

Leader: HAHA, we had you fooled, didn't we? We're just a bunch of weird people who decided it would be fun to pretend we lived in the 1800's!! Well, it wasn't so fun after all, so we decided to come play on this bus instead!

*The "creatures" take their seats next to very uneasy-looking Ringo-blood-drenched passengers*

Lets look out the window. I just saw a puffkin driving with a pig in the back seat! *takes out shot gun* who wants bacon!!!!

OH MY GOD THEY KILLED RINGO!

*kyle from south park shows up*

You bastard!

BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

Ringo: "Actually, I'm not quite dead yet."

He's not quite dead yet, sir!

Ringo: "I feel fine. I feel happy! I don't want to go on the cart..."

*Shoots ringo in the head seven more times* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

BWAHA! But what you do not yet know is that this is simply a RINGO DECOY filled with a mixture of water, red and purple Kool Aide powder, and various deli meats to look like blood and guts!*

*Tosses the icky Ringo decoy out the window and watches as it splatters all over a minivan's windshield, sending the van rolling off the road and into a ditch in a huge explosion*

See? Having a decoy is much safer. *Locks the real Ringo in a bulletproof, fire proof, etc box* My precious.........

OKAY, now that he's safe, who's ready for some road trip games? *Yanks a hose out of a side compartment of the bus, hoses down the floor with an inch of water, then adjusts the bus temperature to below freezing*

ICE SKATING TIME!!!!! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Ice Skates!!!1

I love ice skating!!!

Ice skating scares me...

*stays in his seat*

Why does ice skating scare you? It's sooo much fun!