JPdb Bar and Grill

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 15 Jan 2004, 13:55

*(In the movie) Suddenly, Homer Simpson pops up, wearing glasses and a Hawaiian shirt, carrying a shaving cream can*
Heehee!
*Homer drives away in car, chased by Barney*

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 15 Jan 2004, 15:10

*still in the movie*

*Completley disregarding anything that has just happened, the movie now shows a cartoon Dieter Stark randomly driving a motorcycle through the forest. He has the same body, face, AND clothing of the random man we saw earlier, only Dieter is wearing sunglasses and has different colored hair*

Geez, today's animators just cut corners wherever they can...

*Cartoon Dieter randomly drives his motorcycle past a tree with a sign stuck on it. The camera stops following Dieter, and he never again returns to the movie*

Uhh.... /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

*Instead, the camera stops on the sign on the tree, which says "Parental Advisory: Please clear young children out of the room for the next 20 minutes of this movie*

HEY NOW, this is supposed to be a CARTOON!!!

*Dirty music begins playing on the cartoon*

What the?!

*The camera shifts past the cartoon tree and into the stupid cartoon forest where we see two cartoon T-Rexes, presumably a male and female, looking at each other happily as if about to....*

HEY NOW!! *switches off the TV angrily, which everyone in the bar boos at*

*keeps the TV off for 20 minutes*

*turns the TV back on*

*There is now a cartoon T-Rex egg sitting in the middle of the screen, with the same two happy T-Rexes looking proudly at it. It begins to hatch.*

Good Heavens.........TWENTY MINUTES!

*stomps out of the bar to find the film's creators*

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 15 Jan 2004, 19:40

How TERRIBLE!

The movie now shows Homer Simpson being surrounded by Dilophosaurus. He drops the shaving cream.
"Doh!" Homer shouts.
The Dilos start eating him an he screams all Homer Simpson-like.

This is just great. /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Now the cartoon Ian just sitting there.
"Life will find a way folks!" He laughs like Spongebob.

This is nuts!
*There is a knock at the door*
*Gets the door*
There is a box on the front porch.
*takes box inside and opens it*

OH NO! The Lost World and Jurassic Park 3...BOTH IN CARTOON! /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

Post by **Jon** » 15 Jan 2004, 20:31

jp3 in cartoon would be rather scary with those mutated dinos

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 16 Jan 2004, 02:35

*Movie ends, credits roll
Written, directed and animated by...... Jack Horner? /huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh:" border="0" alt="huh.gif" /> *

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 17 Jan 2004, 00:36

*grabs the entire film collection and marches out the door*

Anybody wanna join me for a BONFIRE?!

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 17 Jan 2004, 17:49

*follows with a fire extinguisher and a worried expression on his face*

You will make sure it's far enough away from the building, right?

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 17 Jan 2004, 18:05

Absolutely!! We'll have it over here next to Puff's big lake that we drowned the spino in!

*crowd of regular bar employees and visitors begin to gather around and pile up firewood*

*suddenly the water in the lake begins to stir....*

Random half-drunken man: "Did you see that big sail pop out of the water?!?"

*everyone just accuses the man of being drunk and ignores him*

Besides, that spinosaurus was dead when it fell into that lake............right?

/sad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":(" border="0" alt="sad.gif" />

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 17 Jan 2004, 20:36

*grabs rocket launcher*

If not, he will be! /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 18 Jan 2004, 08:14

*Throws Ewoks on the bonfire....*
Well, their fur should keep the fire going