JPdb Bar and Grill

samfan · Post by **samfan** » 06 Mar 2004, 07:32

Cyclopsis Raptor wrote:It feels good to have my old name back.

Yeah your welcome /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

::Grabs a beer and warps back to studying::

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 08 Mar 2004, 13:29

*takes a snapshot*

*So THIS is what a time warp looks like /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" /> *

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 08 Mar 2004, 18:44

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Looks more like a gigantic instrument of torture...!

dinOverse95 · Post by **dinOverse95** » 09 Mar 2004, 07:54

I thought it was something from Stargate or somewhere else at first glance. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 09 Mar 2004, 10:51

Well, I'm sick and tired of having accidents in this thing,
I'm ready to do something RIGHT in it!!!!

*angrily stomps into time warp and slams the door, for emphasis*

*nobody even stops to think that it never really had a door*

*is gone for a long time....nobody seems to be worried*

*two days later....*

FINALLY!! AAAHAHA! I GOT ONE! I GOT ONE!!!!! MWAHAHA!!!

Come on, quit dragging your feet!!

*is pulling on someone's arm who is very reluctant to get out of the warp*

COME ON! IT TOOK ME TWO DAYS TO CATCH YOU, AND JUST
WAIT UNTIL I'VE RESTED A WHILE,
I'LL GO BACK FOR THE OTHER THREE!!!!

*one last pull on the arm and a man stumbles out of the time machine!*

BEHOLD! I HAVE RETURNED FROM 1964 WITH.....

RINGO STARR! GWAHAHAHA!!!!!!!! I tried to bring the others, but they
managed to get away. The only one I could take down was the short, small one.

*Ringo looks depressed, but not really as upset as he should be*

But don't worry, I'll have your friends in my clutches soon enough!
Next time I'm going back to 1964 with reinforcements, tranquilizer guns and RAPTOR
CAGES! But all that will be later....for now.....

TO THE CLONING LAB!!! *drags Ringo off to the
"secret" cloning lab that somebody built in the basement*

MWAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 09 Mar 2004, 15:35

*Runs after Ms. DNA*
Hey you! Get that beatle out of my cloning lab!
*drags Ms. DNA and Ringo out of lab, goes inside and locks lab door*
*looks outside*
Hey you kids! Get of my lawn!
*runs to the lawn, Ms. DNA and Ringo sneak back in and lock me out*

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 09 Mar 2004, 16:59

HA! See, try as you will, you shall not interfere with my
plans, Triceratops!

Now...how to use this thing.

*Ringo looks scared*

Hmm....*continues trying to work the machine*

*There is a loud BANG from near the stove/time warp*

What the??

*As the smoke clears, everyone in the bar can hear several
British...eh, uh, I mean Liverpudlian accents coming from
the kitchen*

Oh no...

John: "Where are we?"
Paul: "I don't know, but this is where I saw her drag Ringo"
George: "Hurry up, let's find him before she does some
fiendish thingy to him!"

*The three begin searching the bar*

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 10 Mar 2004, 18:41

Can I request a Paul clone??

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 10 Mar 2004, 18:44

*As the other three Beatles continue searching frantically for
their friend, a mob of screaming 60's teens pours in
from the time warp.....*

AAAAH!! This is getting totally out of control!!

*stuffs Dieter, Teeki, and Liam under the counter, then
stuffs herself under the counter* This place is not safe
for compies, Ewoks, women, or children!

...Wait a minute...I'm a woman with a grenade launcher...and
this is MY fault! I can handle this!

*jumps out from behind the bar and heads towards the back
to retrieve her grenade launcher...more teens spill in from the
time warp*

SOMEBODY CLOSE THAT THING! *random customer closes the
time warp* *bar and grill Gamorrean security guards escort
the remaining teens outside*

SUDDENLY.......*Loud, weird noises come from the cloning lab...everyone
stops what they're doing and stares....*

*From the back, RINGO wanders in!*

Other three Beatles: RINGO!!!

*Ringo is followed by another Ringo....and another....and another.
The bar fills with Ringos, who all begin doing random things as if they
are all normal customers*

*Laughs like a mad scientist!* I HAVE CLONED RINGO!! GWAHAHAHA!!

Paul: But which one is the REAL Ringo??

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 11 Mar 2004, 10:39

Oh dear... We're dooomed, dooooooomed I tell ya! /ohmy.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":o" border="0" alt="ohmy.gif" />