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Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 11 Mar 2004, 12:44

*calls cloning machine company*
Hello? I have a small question about the red button....
*hears explosion*
make that a BIG question about the red button!

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 11 Mar 2004, 17:42

*As more and more Ringos appear and the chaos grows, one Ringo randomly starts
taking food off the plate of a customer*

*Angry, the customer grabs his fork and stabs the Ringo in the arm with it…the Ringo POPS like a bubble and turns into a pile of slime on the floor*

*Notices that other Ringo clones are bumping into the edges of tables and other sharp objects and popping as well*

My Ringo clones! They are chemically unstable!

*The other three Beatles are horribly amused by this, and all three simultaneously
grab forks and start poking at every Ringo clone that comes near them*

MY RINGO CLONES!!!

*Suddenly, John, who is having way too much fun with this, laughs evilly and jabs his fork hard into the arm of a Ringo….instead of popping, this Ringos’ arm begins to spurt BLOOD!*

*George immediately faints*

John: I found the real Ringo!!

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 12 Mar 2004, 13:59

*Mail arrives, mailman hads me a package*
Yes! Just what I need!
*Runs over to the cloing machine, uses the package*

*Remaining Ringo clones disappear*

Yes! It works

Ms. DNA: Where the hell did you get that?

*door opens, Weird Al walks in*

This guy will tell you

Weird Al (starts singing)

A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowglobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay
My house ... is filled with this crap
Shows up in bubble wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Tell me why (I need another pet rock)
Tell me why (I got that Alf alarm clock)
Tell me why (I bid on Shatner's old toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'll buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they all say
They love me on eBay

Gonna buy (a slightly-damaged golf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is liable to snipe you
With two seconds left to go, whoa
Got Paypal or Visa, what ever'll please
As long as I've got the dough

I'll buy ... your tchotchkes
Sell me ... your watch, please
I'll buy (I'll buy, I'll buy, I'll buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mail)
(From that worldwide garage sale) (Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazzard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever lunchbox)
Wanna buy (a case off vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kleenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcett poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'll buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y

(Listen to the song here)

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 12 Mar 2004, 21:43

WOO! I love Weird Al!

Several hours later…

All Ringo clones have been popped and are now mere puddles of slime on the floor.

*sniffle* My Ringo clones!

All of the fab four are sitting at the bar, watching the guards shove the screaming teens back into the time warp. John looks amused, George still looks a bit squeamish, and Paul looks bored. Ringo, a large bandage on his arm, is glaring, first at me and then shifting his glare to John*

Uh…heh…this didn’t go exactly as planned….er…how about I buy you boys a drink?

All four immediately cheer up at the mention of free alcohol….

*gives them each a beer….*

Wait a minute…….*grabs George’s beer* What year did I bring you back from? 1964….it’s March….and you were born in…….

*Yanks the beer away and pours it down the drain*

You, Mr. George Harrison, are UNDERAGE! *George looks really irritated, as if this has never been an issue before*

*takes a drink of her margarita*
George: And how old are you?

Er……..uh……….*gives George another beer*

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 12 Mar 2004, 21:50

Triceratops123 wrote:Ms. DNA: Where the hell did you get that?

P.S.- Please don't put words in my mouth. I've noticed several people doing this. Only post your own actions/dialogue. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" /> Thanks.

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 13 Mar 2004, 03:38

Beeurd: Okay we won't

Ms DNA: Yeah, make sure you don't.

Beeurd: Oops. /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />

(( Bwahaha! Only kidding, I won't /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" /> ))

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 13 Mar 2004, 07:32

It wasn't you, MS. DNA. It was the little MS. DNA voice in my head...
How'd it get there, you ask? FROM MY BLOOD! /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 13 Mar 2004, 11:12

AAAAAH!! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*wanders over to Weird Al*

Can you sing "Everything You Know Is Wrong"? I love that song! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

*The Beatles look a bit offended...or maybe just a bit drunk...*

Okay guys, time for you to go back to 1964. But not before I get your
autographs. *The Beatles each sign a napkin*

OK, now you can go. *Gamorrean guard shows them back into the time warp*

*sniffle* I'm going to miss them!.....Oh well.... WEIRD AL, on with the show!!!

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 13 Mar 2004, 12:23

*takes of disguise*
HAH! Fooled you all! It wasn't Weird Al! It was ME!

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 15 Mar 2004, 15:09

*notices no-one has been replying in 2 days*
All right! Who froze up the time warp? /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="

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