Jurassic Park db forum

You'd think they'd have the same DNA, but it specifically says Ringo clones won't work. I think we have proof of that....

*the test customer's hair has been growing, and is turning into a huge multicolored afro*

Hmm..... /blink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":blink:" border="0" alt="blink.gif" />

ANYWAY!

*is once again back in 1964...at a hotel that is surrounded by police officers and screaming teenage girls.*

Yup. This is the right hotel. Now, to get past security......

*sneaks around to the back of the hotel and manages to enter through an open basement window...*

*finds a heating vent and crawls in, and begins making her way to the top floor*

*Several minutes and MANY floors later......*hears someone singing*

It's the right floor!!!!

*Crawls out of the vent and finds herself in a BATHROOM, where someone is obviously SINGING in the shower*

*Cautiously peeks out and sees JOHN sitting in a bubble bath playing with a toy submarine*

I FOUND THEM!!!!! >:-D .......now...how to get out of here without John seeing me and find RINGO.......

*Runs outisde, then returns carrying all kinds of boxes*
*Goes to an empty room with the boxes*
*Locks door*
*Everyone hears me using a saw, a hammer etc.*

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*opens doors*
Ladies and gentlemen! I proudly present: the JPDb Bar and Grill Bathroom!



Now we meet the state's minimum hygiene standards! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

And what state would that be?

HEH, good point, what state is the Bar and Grill in? Oh well. SWEET, that bathtub looks like it's got some jacuzzi action!!!!!!! Remind me to try it out when I get back from 1964!!!!! ....but that's a very odd-looking toilet! Speaking of bathrooms and 1964.....

*is still sitting in the heating vent waiting for John to leave the bathroom. John is in absolutely no hurry...he isn't even bathing. He's still playing with the toy sub, making silly sound effects for it, singing, and plunging it into the water, causing bubbles and water to fly everywhere*

GRRRRRRRR! /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />

*FINALLY, John gets out of the tub (no, I didn't look at him...or did I? /wink.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=";)" border="0" alt="wink.gif" />) and leaves*

*Is alone...wondering what to do....*

*Suddenly RINGO wanders into the bathroom, a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. He wanders over to the mirror and lazily runs a comb through his hair*

AH HA!

*In one swift motion, tears the cover off the vent, leans out, grabs a lock of Ringo's hair and snips it off, then ducks back into the vent*

*Ringo starts screaming and carrying on as if someone is trying to murder him*

*Keeps thinking that (and sorta wishing that) the other three would come in and see if he's OK...Unfortunately all they do is yell from the other rooms*

Paul: Aw, shut up Ringo.
John: Stop faking shaving accidents just to get attention. It's immature, son!

*A couple seconds later George sticks his head in the door, apparently the only one even mildly concerned....*

George: What happened?
Ringo: There's a crazy girl in that vent trying to chop me up with scissors!
George: Oh! Well if that's all....*he leaves*

*Sees short little Ringo trying to peek into the vent, but barely gets a chance to before*........*loud crashes from the other room as someone knocks things out of their way*......*the door flies open and John rushes in*

John: There's a girl in here??? MOVE!

*John VIOLENTLY shoves Ringo out out of the way. Ringo tumbles into the bathtub, grabbing and taking the entire shower curtain rod with him*


*John is now scrambling into the vent* John: She's mine, I saw her first!

AAAAAAAAAAAAH!! *crawls FURIOUSLY back down the vent*

*wanders through the bar in a swimsuit, flippers, goggles, and a snorkle*
I'm gonna try out that new tub!
*senses a disturbance in The Force*
Ms. DNA is in peril! ...I should probably help her.
*flips a coin*
AW MAN! Stupid coin!
*throws coin*
*a large group of people leaps after it*
Cheap people! It was just a dime! Anyway...
*jumps into time machine*
*Goes back to 1964*
*Uses her T1000 abilities to transform into a cop and causually waltz into the hotel*
*Goes to the top floor*
*Knocks on the door and quickly turns into a banana tree*
*Paul opens the door*
"What is this?" He wonders, picking up the banana tree, "Looks dangerous."
*He takes the "banana tree" inside to show the others.*
Alright! I'm in! Now, to find my idiotic sister!
And this is a banana tree:

*still crawling through the vent....John is catching up!*

Wait a minute....Why am I RUNNING!

*stops and lets John drag her out of the vent by her foot*

*back in the bathroom, Ringo is still lying in the bath tub covered with the shower curtain. Once again no one has checked to see if he's all right, and he's grumbling some very angry things that probably shouldn't be repeated here...*

John: Oh. It's just another one of those crazy fan girls. How did you get in here anyway?

*starts to reply, but John didn't actually intend for me to answer, and wanders off*

*Leaves Ringo to pout in the tub, and follows John, who has joined Paul and George in studying a banana tree*

What the heck are you guys doing with that??

*George hangs his coat from the hook on the banana tree*
George: No, that's not what it's for*

*John picks it up and starts trying to stick the hook up Paul's nose. Paul shoves it away*

Uh...guys, it's a....

Paul: Be quiet and we'll let you stay here. Annoy us and we'll call security

*Shuts up*

John: I know what it's for. Let's tie Ringo to it and hang him out the window.
George: That sounds kind of fiendish.
Paul: You're a rat underneath, aren't you?

*Continues watching the three debate over the use of the randomly appearing banana tree*

*watches as John hurries into the bathroom and drags a soaked Ringo out by his arm* (John never bothered to drain the bathtub /dry.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid="<_<" border="0" alt="dry.gif" /> *
Ringo: What are you doing?
John: Hanging you out to dry!
*George, John, and Paul tie Ringo to the banana tree and dangle him out the window*
*A massive crowd of screaming fans is waiting below*
Hmm...
*realizes that banana trees were NOT designed to hold so much weight*
*transforms back into a human. John, George, and Paul are holding onto one arm and Ringo is tied to the other arm.*
John: Oh my gosh!
*The three still inside the hotel quickly let go of me*
George: The banana tree! It turned into a girl wearing SCUBA gear!
AAHH!
*begins falling to the ground at rapid speed*
*Makes her legs transform into springs*
*The springs hit the sidewalk and bounce her and Ringo back up to the top floor, where the other three still look shocked*
Hey fellas. Guess you're wondering why I'm here... /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

beeurd wrote:And what state would that be?

Does it matter? We are a state of our own!