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Posted: 07 Aug 2005, 22:50
by Alexander
I've gone to live with the children on Jolly Farm.

Goodbye forever,
Stewie

P.S.
I never got a chance to return that sweater Lois gave me for Christmas, I left the receipt on top of my bureau. I'm probably over the 30-day return limit, but I'm sure if you make a fuss they'll at least give you a store credit or something. It's actually not a horrible sweater, it's just I can't imagine when I would ever wear it, you know? Oh and I also left a button on the bureau, um I'm not sure what it goes to but um I, I can never bring myself to throw a button away, I know as soon as I do, I'll find the garment it goes to and then it'll, wait a minute actually could it have been from the sweater? Did that sweater have buttons? Hmm. Well I should wrap this up before I start to ramble. Again, goodbye forever.

P.P.S.
You know what, it might be a little chilly in London, I'm actually going to take the sweater.

Posted: 08 Aug 2005, 04:16
by thenextalangrant
What the duce? No I don't have any change! Where would I keep it? In my diaper?

Posted: 10 Aug 2005, 00:56
by Cody the Raptor
wtf?!

Posted: 10 Aug 2005, 03:08
by DinoGirl_121
I dont understand /huh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":huh:" border="0" alt="huh.gif" />

Posted: 10 Aug 2005, 03:29
by samfan
Ever watch the Family Guy? Then you'll know...

Posted: 10 Aug 2005, 15:52
by SSJDinoTycoon42
oh, now i get it

Posted: 10 Aug 2005, 16:21
by Jon
Where is the fat one when you need him?

Posted: 11 Aug 2005, 17:18
by beeurd
I've never seen family guy. i don't think it comes on here.

Posted: 11 Aug 2005, 18:10
by Jon
Well then. You're excluded.

Posted: 11 Aug 2005, 19:06
by samfan
[Death holds up Peter's death certificate]
Peter: Where did you get that?
Death: It was e-mailed to me by your HMO.