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Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 06:16
by ianlennoxsafcftm
Just wondering
How does a boneless chicken stand up?
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 06:30
by Rick
I always wondered why a bird can fly but a fly can't bird.
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 07:07
by ianlennoxsafcftm
If banks have all the money then why do they tie the pens to the counter?
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 07:57
by Jon
Always wondered why I sucked at life.
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 17:32
by Andy-rex
How come chairs and tables have legs,but they cant walk.
Posted: 19 Jun 2006, 23:40
by T-rex23
How come I have a loaded gun, and you all are asking these redun
Posted: 20 Jun 2006, 08:07
by beeurd
ianlennoxsafcftm wrote:If banks have all the money then why do they tie the pens to the counter?
That's why they have so much money; because they don't have to keep buying new pens.
Posted: 20 Jun 2006, 08:39
by Rick
T-rex23 wrote:How come I have a loaded gun, and you all are asking these redun
...dant questions?
Posted: 21 Jun 2006, 01:04
by T-rex23
yeah thats it, thanks, didn't catch that...
Posted: 21 Jun 2006, 05:42
by ianlennoxsafcftm
Which cruel prick but the letter s in the word lisp?