JPdb Bar and Grill
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Anonymous
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That'll be 2 jones sodas please... Ill water mine down a bit (his scotch) <br /><br />Im fine, what about yourself? How's Mr Ian? You 2 still are together?
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Mr. Ian? No, no, no... Dr. Malcolm ;D He's fine.<br /><br />I'm just listening to some music now and working on a new design for my site. It's been a rather boring night.
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*wanders in after her daily trip to Wal-Mart to see if she could find a can of shaving cream with a bottom that screws off*<br /><br />No luck.<br /><br />
There's no secret to toasting perfection!
There's a dial on the side to make your selection!
There's a dial on the side to make your selection!
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*jumps up onto the bar and begins singing*<br /><br />all around the country and coast<br />people always say what do you like most<br />I don't want to brag I don't want to boast<br />I always tell them I like toast<br /><br />Yeah toast!<br />Yeah toast!<br /><br />I get up in the morning about 6 am<br />have a little jelly have a little jam<br />take a piece of bread and put it in the slot<br />push down the lever and the wires get hot<br />I get toast<br /><br />Yeah toast!<br />Yeat toast!<br /><br />now there's no secret to toasting perfection<br />there's a dial on the side and you make your selection<br />push to the dark or the light and then if it pops too soon press down again<br />make toast<br /><br />Yeah toast!<br />Yeah toast!<br /><br />when the first caveman drove in from the drags<br />didn't know what would go with the bacon and the eggs<br />must've been a genius got it in his head<br />plug the toaster in the wall buy a bag of bread and make toast<br /><br />Yeah toast!<br />Yeah...<br /><br />*suddenly trips over a glass and falls, laughing hysterically*
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Sorry Mrs. but it didnt work Hurts more now then it did before

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*continues laughing like a madwoman*<br /><br />Is there something in the air today? I'm feeling a bit loopy.<br /><br />*begins whispering and gives DinoG a blank look*<br />It's at [url=http://x.pratifox.net<br]http://x.pratifox.net<br[/url] /><br />*regains composure, gets back up and continues dancing*<br /><br />
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Anonymous
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**Pulls Ms Ian back down from dancing and sits her on the stool**<br />Are you feeling ok?<br />**Smiles at her but is obviously a little worried...**
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Two Jones Sodas, coming right up! <br /><br />*Gets two Green Apple Jones Sodas*<br /><br />There you go!!
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