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You clumsy FOOL!! &gt;<br /><br />*calls 911, and sure enough, the three famous drunk EMTs from the first Bar and Grill show up*<br /><br />*two of them stumble into the bar and order martinis, while the other stands in the doorway and ponders whether or not he actually passed his final exam in medical school*<br /><br />This does not look good, eh, Puff??? :-

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i know!! *goes up to the standing one and kicks him in the balls* that ought to wake him up *Raptor goes back to the dumpster outside to sleep*
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*looks at Puff's hand*<br />Dang.<br />*looks for the first aid kit*
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.:Collects the ashes of puff's lost hand:.<br />There's only one person who can reclone your hand... John Hammond<br /> ;D
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I think I might just get one of those mechanical ones like Luke Skywalker got in Star Wars.
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[quote author=Jurassicpuff link=board=2;threadid=1971;start=255#msg30544 date=1057717132]<br />I think I might just get one of those mechanical ones like Luke Skywalker got in Star Wars. <br /><hr></blockquote><br /><br />Let's not just stop at your hand, puff! Let's make your entire body mechanical! Then you can look like THIS:<br />

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AAAAHHHH! NO!!! CREEPY!<br />*runs into the kitchen*<br />*comes back out with an electric mixer in place of her hand*<br />HAHAHAHA!
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*yells from the dumpster* hey you can be like claw from inspector gaget.
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[quote author=Ms. DNA link=board=2;threadid=1971;start=255#msg30548 date=1057717685]<br />[quote author=Jurassicpuff link=board=2;threadid=1971;start=255#msg30544 date=1057717132]<br />I think I might just get one of those mechanical ones like Luke Skywalker got in Star Wars. <br /><hr></blockquote><br /><br />Let's not just stop at your hand, puff! Let's make your entire body mechanical! Then you can look like THIS:<br /><br /><hr></blockquote><br />And then we can cover her in Liquid Metal! ;D
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Or turn her into a crab so she can regrow lost limbs. Then turn her back. Or keep her like that...
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