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Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 16 May 2004, 19:56

Eeww....seafood. Yuck.

*Looks at all the critters Tyrannis came in with*

Any cool frogs in there anywhere???

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 17 May 2004, 01:27

Tyrannis wrote:hey guys I found the loch ness monster.

Eep! Put him back in Loch Ness! What are you trying to do - kill the British tourism industry!? /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 17 May 2004, 10:09

beeurd wrote:
Tyrannis wrote: hey guys I found the loch ness monster.
Eep! Put him back in Loch Ness! What are you trying to do - kill the British tourism industry!? /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Don't worry, I'll bring him back with me on my way to the UK when I move there to avoid being drafted. /laugh.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":lol:" border="0" alt="laugh.gif" />

....Now how am I gonna get this guy on an airplane and through customs???

....And while we're at it, how did the loch ness monster get to America in the first place?

Loch Ness: "Turn left at Greenland."

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" border="0" alt="mad.gif" /> I'll shut you up! *Gets all the customers to help shove Loch Ness into a Dieter Enterprises T-Rex travel carrier*

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 17 May 2004, 18:40

hey he's my pet. Did you know that there is a tunnel outside that reaches to Loch Ness.

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 18 May 2004, 17:46

Damn that's a long tunnel.

*wonders where Beeurdtopia is*

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 20 May 2004, 00:56

Halfway between the two.

dinOverse95 · Post by **dinOverse95** » 20 May 2004, 05:08

So...are we on an island?

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 20 May 2004, 09:20

Maybe...

*goes outside, walks 500 yards and falls into the sea*

Yup. /tongue.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":P" border="0" alt="tongue.gif" />

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 20 May 2004, 13:18

YEA, an island! And half the island is considered U.S. soil, the other half is Europe's!

*goes to the middle of the island where the dividing line is, and keeps jumping back and forth across the line all Homer Simpson-like*

EUROPE! *jumps* AMERICA! *jumps* EUROPE! *jumps* AMERICA!

*Random person hits her in the head with a boat paddle and knocks her out*

/biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Triceratops123 · Post by **Triceratops123** » 20 May 2004, 14:41

QUOTE Any cool frogs in there???[/quote]

*Returns from France*
I brought you a whole bunch of frogs /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
*Pours a bucket of Frogs on the floor*