Last one to post HERE!!

lilgamefreek · Post by **lilgamefreek** » 30 Jul 2005, 17:45

OUR JOB IS SAFE AS LONG AS THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE......

ONE.

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could

Have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen

nuggets.

"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

"You don't?" I replied.

"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.

"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"

"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

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TWO.

I was checking out at the local Kmart with just a few items and the lady

behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of

those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it

between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had

scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking it all

over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she

said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed

my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said, "OK," and I paid

her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

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THREE.

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and

pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on

The Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was

using the ATM "thingy."

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FOUR.

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car "Do you

need some help?" I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote

door unlocked. Now I can't get into my car.

Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a

battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno.

Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys

to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why

don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long

walk."

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FIVE.

Several years ago, we had a junior who was none too swift.

One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost

out of Typing paper.

What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the

junior took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the

photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

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SIX.

My neighbour works in the operations department in the central office of

a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems

with their computers.

One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had

this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do

you guys have a fire downtown?"

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SEVEN.

Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal

colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy

machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police

pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't

telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect

confessed.

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Life is tough.

It's tougher if you're stupid.

Android raptor · Post by **Android raptor** » 30 Jul 2005, 18:05

LOL! People are stupid!

Alienprojects · Post by **Alienprojects** » 30 Jul 2005, 22:00

Alienprojects · Post by **Alienprojects** » 30 Jul 2005, 22:01

IanC · Post by **IanC** » 30 Jul 2005, 22:45

DinoGirl_121 wrote: Dont walk on my territory..

it's not like i've ever seen that photo before & AP oh well at least you aint gotta feed your pet anymore...

Mr. DNA · Post by **Mr. DNA** » 30 Jul 2005, 22:47

God, people are stupid.

Android raptor · Post by **Android raptor** » 31 Jul 2005, 18:15

Alienprojects wrote:

OMG! That is so funny! Poor kitty...

TyrannosaurusMatt · Post by **TyrannosaurusMatt** » 01 Aug 2005, 05:38

lilgamefreek wrote:OUR JOB IS SAFE AS LONG AS THESE PEOPLE ARE OUT THERE......

ONE.

Recently, when I went to McDonald's I saw on the menu that you could

Have an order of 6, 9 or 12 Chicken McNuggets. I asked for a half dozen

nuggets.

"We don't have half dozen nuggets," said the teenager at the counter.

"You don't?" I replied.

"We only have six, nine, or twelve," was the reply.

"So I can't order a half dozen nuggets, but I can order six?"

"That's right." So I shook my head and ordered six McNuggets.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

TWO.

I was checking out at the local Kmart with just a few items and the lady

behind me put her things on the belt close to mine. I picked up one of

those "dividers" that they keep by the cash register and placed it

between our things so they wouldn't get mixed. After the girl had

scanned all of my items, she picked up the "divider," looking it all

over for the bar code so she could scan it. Not finding the bar code she

said to me, "Do you know how much this is?" I said to her "I've changed

my mind, I don't think I'll buy that today." She said, "OK," and I paid

her for the things and left.

She had no clue to what had just happened.

--------------------------------------------------------------------

THREE.

A lady at work was seen putting a credit card into her floppy drive and

pulling it out very quickly.

When I inquired as to what she was doing, she said she was shopping on

The Internet and they kept asking for a credit card number, so she was

using the ATM "thingy."

--------------------------------------------------------------------

FOUR.

I recently saw a distraught young lady weeping beside her car "Do you

need some help?" I asked.

She replied, "I knew I should have replaced the battery to this remote

door unlocked. Now I can't get into my car.

Do you think they (pointing to a distant convenience store) would have a

battery to fit this?" "Hmmm, I dunno.

Do you have an alarm, too?" I asked.

"No, just this remote thingy," she answered, handing it and the car keys

to me. As I took the key and manually unlocked the door, I replied, "Why

don't you drive over there and check about the batteries. It's a long

walk."

--------------------------------------------------------------------

FIVE.

Several years ago, we had a junior who was none too swift.

One day she was typing and turned to a secretary and said, "I'm almost

out of Typing paper.

What do I do?"

"Just use copier machine paper," the secretary told her. With that, the

junior took her last remaining blank piece of paper, put it on the

photocopier and proceeded to make five "blank" copies.

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SIX.

My neighbour works in the operations department in the central office of

a large bank. Employees in the field call him when they have problems

with their computers.

One night he got a call from a woman in one of the branch banks who had

this question: "I've got smoke coming from the back of my terminal. Do

you guys have a fire downtown?"

--------------------------------------------------------------------

SEVEN.

Police in Radnor, Pa., interrogated a suspect by placing a metal

colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy

machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police

pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't

telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect

confessed.

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Life is tough.

It's tougher if you're stupid.

Some people. Too funny!

thenextalangrant · Post by **thenextalangrant** » 01 Aug 2005, 06:20

Honestly, I work with that stupidity. Ah the life of tech support...
"I want a tech out to replace my ethernet cable!"
"Sir, it costs $150 to send a tech out. Ethernet cables are around $10 for the size you'll need."
"Your tech installed it and I want a tech out to replace it or I'll cancel!"
And, I'm sitting here thinking, "Okay, you unplugged the cable several times. Is it that hard to stop by the electronics store on the way home one day, buy a cable, and plug it in? It's $200 to cancel, and you can't weasel out of that. They will NOT send a tech out to replace an ethernet cable. You are a dumbass."

wooeee..Moral of the story? Don't let your parents call tech support!
And, posting in this thread makes you smarter! Or something...wait, no it doesn't...Nevermind.

DinoGirl_121 · Post by **DinoGirl_121** » 01 Aug 2005, 15:00

IanC wrote:
DinoGirl_121 wrote:
Dont walk on my territory..
it's not like i've ever seen that photo before & AP oh well at least you aint gotta feed your pet anymore...

It was a joke.
cant you take the joke in that?