JPdb Bar and Grill

TyrannosaurusMatt · Post by **TyrannosaurusMatt** » 14 Jul 2005, 05:48

Wow, I never been in here before. I'll have a beer.

Jurassicpuff · Post by **Jurassicpuff** » 14 Jul 2005, 11:24

*gets TyrannosaurusMatt a beer*

Since we're having a disco party, I put it in one of our special color changing, light up, discoball glasses. I got them for $19.95 on the Home Shopping Network! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 14 Jul 2005, 12:45

Hey, I thought we had an actual disco ball?

*Looks outside and sees that that the Spinosaurus living in Jurassicpuff's lake is using the disco ball as a beach ball*

Oh. /unsure.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":unsure:" border="0" alt="unsure.gif" />

TyrannosaurusMatt · Post by **TyrannosaurusMatt** » 14 Jul 2005, 13:30

Jurassicpuff wrote:*gets TyrannosaurusMatt a beer*

Since we're having a disco party, I put it in one of our special color changing, light up, discoball glasses. I got them for $19.95 on the Home Shopping Network! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />

Thanks for that!

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 22 Aug 2005, 14:52

*spins around on chair a few times*

Ms.DNA how is your secret project to clone the Beatles going?

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 26 Aug 2005, 10:26

Tyrannis wrote:*spins around on chair a few times*

Ms.DNA how is your secret project to clone the Beatles going?

!!!!! You know what, I had forgotten all about that!!!! AAAAAAH! I KNEW there was a reason I had 40-year-old toothbrushes rotting in the glove compartment of my car!

Well when you're so busy taking care of baby Ewoks, getting your adopted Jedi padawan son to school on time, helping an egomanical compy named Dieter with his acting career, and working full-time at the bar and grill, you don't really have time for complicated cloning projects!

However, today is my day off, therefore, I should resume my project. *runs off to get the toothbrushes and hopes they're still covered in Beatle DNA*

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 26 Aug 2005, 23:57

*looks at Dieter the Compy* You are one lucky guy, here's a beer

Ms. DNA · Post by **Ms. DNA** » 27 Aug 2005, 21:17

*Dieter hops up onto the bar, quickly slurps down the beer, then drunkenly staggers off the edge of the bar and lands on the floor with a slimy splat*

Oh GREAT. He'll be passed out drunk for three days now! And he was supposed to have a screen test with Vin Diesel today!!!!!

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Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 28 Aug 2005, 00:59

Nah he'll be ok, just do what Rosario from Will & Grace does *Grabs Dieter forces a whole pot of coffee down his throat then smacks across his face till he wakes up* There you go a hyper face bruised but conciouss compy for you

Android raptor · Post by **Android raptor** » 28 Aug 2005, 13:30

Weeeeeeeeeeeeeee! I'm BACK! And so is *drags Trent-clone in on a leash*