JPdb Bar and Grill : Road Trip

god_that_failed · Post by **god_that_failed** » 12 Feb 2006, 12:15

*gets on bus*how come no one is at the JPDB bar&grill?

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 12 Feb 2006, 21:50

Cause we're partying everywhere!

god_that_failed · Post by **god_that_failed** » 13 Feb 2006, 03:08

and because theres a horde of 5000-10000 raptors out there waiting to eat any idiot who steps outside?

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 13 Feb 2006, 03:22

No

*pushes GTF outside where he is promptly devoured by raptors*

god_that_failed · Post by **god_that_failed** » 13 Feb 2006, 12:10

*raptors back away from GTF, GTF gets on the bus again* raptors dont eat n00b.

Android raptor · Post by **Android raptor** » 13 Feb 2006, 15:13

Ha, I don't think they'll eat me cause' I'm one of them! (human/raptor/android)

god_that_failed · Post by **god_that_failed** » 14 Feb 2006, 01:22

and because you smell like rex pee.

god_that_failed · Post by **god_that_failed** » 14 Feb 2006, 11:25

*cleans gun, gun goes off hitting the driver in the ass* sorry mate.

beeurd · Post by **beeurd** » 14 Feb 2006, 22:18

Ehh, it's alright. The driver died when we crashed into the front of the B&G anyway. He's just been sitting their slowly bleeding to death since then. Think he's gone now though. Shall we bury him or just burn the body? Or turn him into a Chef's Special?

Tyrannis · Post by **Tyrannis** » 14 Feb 2006, 23:57

Chef's Special!!!