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Tyrannis
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If Chuck Norris looks at a guy, Norris himself instantly has an orgasm.
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then the guy he was starring at dies of a heart attack.

when chuck norris has an orgasum, he isnt attracked to them, he wants them to die of a heart attack, and thats exactly what happens.
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No, Norris is gay.
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this is starting to get anoying die Chuck Norris *rips out Chuck Norris's heart* there he is dead no shut up about him already.

and gtf stop f*ckin obsesing over f*ckin Chuck Norris /mad.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":angry:" border="0" alt="mad.gif" />
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look out hollywood
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your reaction to this is exactly why i obsessed over mr.norrism, its so fuckin funny to see n00bs get angery.
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no acctually its because your gay and want him to have s** with you homo.



(noafence to any gay pepole on this fourm).

look out hollywood
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no im a strait as can be, i have a girlfreind and everything, what do you have?
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a girlfriend.

look out hollywood
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Vin Diesel likes peppermints! /biggrin.gif" style="vertical-align:middle" emoid=":D" border="0" alt="biggrin.gif" />
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Back on topic.

I am so cool.

Zombies. Hilarious
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